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2.
How do you
make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a
joke on Wednesday.
3.
Why
do Sardars work seven days a week?
So
you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
4.
What
do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A
wind tunnel.
5.
Why
does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They
think their picture is being taken.
6.
"Oh,
look at the dead bird."
Sardar
looked skyward and said "Where, Where?
7.
What
do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?
You
always hear about them but you never see them.
8.
TO
LOOSE WEIGHT...
The
doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days,
he would
loose
34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report
he had
lost
the weight, but he had a problem. "What's the problem?" asked the doctor.
"I'm
2400
kms from home."
9.
HEAVEN
A
Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter
told
him
that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth.
In order
to
gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1.
Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2.
How many seconds are there in a year?
The
Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...
1.
The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
2.
There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint
Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not
the
answer
I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only 12 seconds
in
a
year?"
The
Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd, etc...."
Saint
Peter lets him in without another word
10.
EMPLOYMENT?
Our
sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled
the
columns
titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary
Expected
: He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he
wrote
: Yes
11.
CHANDIGARH
OR JALANDHAR
Sardar
was going to Chandigarh from pune by a air-india plane. He was alloted
the
middle
seat of one of the 3-seats array. But as soon as the sardarji got into
the
plane,
he sat on the window side seat which was actually for an old lady. After
some
time
the old lady came and requested the sardarji to leave the side seat. But
the
sardaji
told: "I want to see the view from the window and shall not leave". The
old
lady
then complained to the air hostess. The air hostess came and requested
the
sardarji
to leave that seat. But sardarji was adament and did not leave. Then the
air
hostess
went and told the asst capt. He also came and requested, but in vain. Finally
the
Captain came. He whispered something in the ears of the sardarji, and the
sardarji
immedietly left the side seat and returned to the middle seat. Astonished,
the
airhostess and the asst. capt. asked the capt. what he told to the sardarji.
Capt.
replied:
"nothing. I just told him that only the middle seats will go to Chandigarh.
All
others
will go to Jalandhar."
12.
THE
4 SARDARJIS
There
were 4 sardars in Mumbai. They decided to start a business.They had a lot
of
discussions
on the type of business and finally decided to start a hotel. They
selected
the best of locations and cooks and built the hotel.
The
hotel was inaugrated and was awaiting its first customer. The sardars waited
and
waited
but nobody turned up. The story was the same the next day. A week passed
but
noboby turned up.
WHY
? -
Bcos
there was a sign at the entrance "Visitors not allowed."
After
the failure of their hotel they decided to start an auto garage. They bought
the
best of car servicing equipments and soon started the garage.
The
4 sardars waited that day for the first car to arrive but no car entered
their
garage.
They waited for one day, 2 days ,a week but no car came to their garage.
WHY
?
B'cos
their garage was on the first floor.
After
this failure they decided to fall back on the good old taxi driving. They
bought
a
new Premier Padmini running on CNG and began to look for passengers. They
drew
past
Churchgate but nobody hailed their taxi. They went to Nariman point yet
nobody
hailed their taxi. They drove to Chatrapati Shivaji Terminus, even there
nobody
hailed their taxi. In desperation they kept on driving all around Mumbai
but
alas
no one hailed their taxi.
WHY
?
B'cos
all the four sardars were sitting in the taxi.
All
the 4 sardars were very disgusted with their naseeb and decided to push
their
taxi
into the sea at Marine Lines. They started pushing their taxi.
They
pushed the whole day and were very exhausted but the taxi did not move
even
an
inch. They decided to rest for the night and start the next day. The next
day the
story
repeated itself. The taxi just wouldnt move. They pushed for a whole week
but
the
taxi wouldnt budge.
WHY
?
B'cos
two sardarjis were pushing from front and two from behind.